Here are some of the Mayor's posts on TMC's forum regarding stealing of buildings:
"There is only one thing I like more than Wendy's Triple Cheeseburgers and that is stealing buildings for my friends! I LOVE that old building and never mind that redeveloping it with private funds is fiscal suicide, if I make this guy out to be a villian then I can grab it with my sweaty little hands and then I can stand on my couch and point my little sausage tube at the big poster and clap my chubby hands together! Can you believe the audacity? The irony? I'm so incensed! Gimme that building! I want your building - I want it I want it I want it."
"P-Cube and Mike "Little Seizer" Rosenfeld to the rescue! "C'mon Seizer, let's steal this building too!" "Yo P-Cube, furs we gotz ta staybleyes dis piece den we guna steals it yo!" "Nice one Little Seizer you're really getting the hang of gangsta speaking!" "Thanks P-Cube!" "Sure Seizer!" "Hey Seizer, how about we head over to Wendy's for a couple of Triples?""
The Mayor clarifies for a reader:
"Ed Pawlowski and Mike Rosenfeld are building stealers. Around them is the musky aroma of something free. Ed Pawlowski promotes an unhealthy atmosphere of denial about the true condition of the City of Hamilton Street (aka Allentown)- therefore he prefers to be known by his street name "P-Cube" (Power Point Pawlowski). His alter ego is a street wise gangster smurf who loves Wendy's - just like his true, chubby, meat tube pulling self. Mike Rosenfeld is just a dolt who carries out the dirty deeds that need to be done to steal the buildings - he seizes them after putting up some scaffolding and mowing some weeds - he goes by the street name "Little Seizer". Keep up Mike. "
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Gotcha!
This according to The Morning Call:
"The owner of the Neuweiler Brewery building in Allentown was jailed last week until he paid years worth of outstanding fines for the poor condition of the Allentown historic landmark.
He was released from Lehigh County Prison on May 21 by District Judge Karen Devine after he paid about $13,000 in fines.
Moore said Kellner had requested the meeting at the brewery to discuss a complaint he had made about the condition of a neighboring property.
''What is the irony in that,'' Mayor Ed Pawlowski said. ''For him to come in and complain, the audacity of it is beyond my comprehension.''Pawlowski said the arrest shows how far the city is willing to go to make absentee landlords maintain their properties.'
"P-Cube and Little Seizer to the rescue again! The sweaty grasp tightens around yet another building. Grunting and sweating and groaning with delight, P-Cube leaks anticipatory fluid from the edges of his mouth, knowing that it is only a matter of time before this one is his! His faithful do-little henchman, Mike "Little Seizer" Rosenfeld is preparing to grab the prize for the fat blue meat tube puller.
Never mind the hundreds of millions in tax breaks and public funding for the boys on Hamilton Street - most likely zero of which have ever been extended to this outsider from New Jersey and never mind that the sucker bought the building in 2003- long after most of the degradation took place. Those are just past, perceived injustices.
Eventually P-Cube's portfolio will include all of these buildings, Americus and Hotel Traylor included, and they will be transferred to some company or authority at which the Mayor Smurf reigns.
Mayor Smurf has his little meat tube in a stranglehold while Little Seizer looks on! "C'mon P-Cube, strangle that 4.5" thing" "Oh yeah Little Seizer, get me that building, get me that building NOW!"
"The owner of the Neuweiler Brewery building in Allentown was jailed last week until he paid years worth of outstanding fines for the poor condition of the Allentown historic landmark.
He was released from Lehigh County Prison on May 21 by District Judge Karen Devine after he paid about $13,000 in fines.
Moore said Kellner had requested the meeting at the brewery to discuss a complaint he had made about the condition of a neighboring property.
''What is the irony in that,'' Mayor Ed Pawlowski said. ''For him to come in and complain, the audacity of it is beyond my comprehension.''Pawlowski said the arrest shows how far the city is willing to go to make absentee landlords maintain their properties.'
"P-Cube and Little Seizer to the rescue again! The sweaty grasp tightens around yet another building. Grunting and sweating and groaning with delight, P-Cube leaks anticipatory fluid from the edges of his mouth, knowing that it is only a matter of time before this one is his! His faithful do-little henchman, Mike "Little Seizer" Rosenfeld is preparing to grab the prize for the fat blue meat tube puller.
Never mind the hundreds of millions in tax breaks and public funding for the boys on Hamilton Street - most likely zero of which have ever been extended to this outsider from New Jersey and never mind that the sucker bought the building in 2003- long after most of the degradation took place. Those are just past, perceived injustices.
Eventually P-Cube's portfolio will include all of these buildings, Americus and Hotel Traylor included, and they will be transferred to some company or authority at which the Mayor Smurf reigns.
Mayor Smurf has his little meat tube in a stranglehold while Little Seizer looks on! "C'mon P-Cube, strangle that 4.5" thing" "Oh yeah Little Seizer, get me that building, get me that building NOW!"
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