Tickle Me Pink You Fat Smurf Bastard

Hamilton Street...My only Hamilton Street - it's sweet oh Hamilton Street!

Aw fuck Hamilton Street and fuck Ed Pawlowski too. Now the Federal Grill is closing AND the Rite Aid is closing and damn if that Wendy's place with the sweet, triple cheeseburgers didn't close too. Darn. That pretty much leaves only the places propped up with public money and the last of the shops that serve the local demographic.

You are going to get your just dessert, thick and creamy just like Susan Gotschall would give it to ya! You little troll. There is a whole army of people who are waiting, like vultures, for you to complete your 4.5 foot fall to the ground. You'll be tugging at your little meat tube and crying and you'll get it alright, you'll get what is coming to you. You've been spit-shining the turd known as Hamilton Street so hard that you have worn through the chrome veneer right to the shit inside. Now it is oozing out thick and fast.

"The Turd Chute" aka Hamilton Street

http://blogs.mcall.com/allentown/2008/06/more-hamilton-s.html

Ed Pawlowski, you fucking little smurf, you. You suck. You and your stupid Hamilton Street. If you published the total amount in grants and tax breaks you've given to businesses on Hamilton Street, you'd be strung up by your neck. I thought the KOZ was supposed to be enough to spur development but you just keep piling it on. Why the businesses and homeowners in areas outside of your golden rectangle around Hamilton Street don't take action I'll never know. But I know this, you suck - you fat little smurf. What's the number Ed, huh? PPL, Butz, Brew Jerks, grants, breaks, on and on.

If you STILL have to give even more cash after all of the stupendous development, the previous programs have to be considered failures or at best partial failures. So what's the number Ed, maybe you've wasted $250,000,000?