I perceive therefore I am

http://wfmz.com/view/?id=207743 - I'd like to move to Allentown and end up in a dumpster. I'd like to be set on fire too. "I love it"!

http://wfmz.com/view/?id=207741 - I wonder if this man will perceive sexual satisfaction with his perceived penis that was blown off. Nice euphemism - "groin area".

I perceive that The Morning Call doesn't include much in the police report section regarding crime in Allentown. I perceive that because it is not reported it doesn't exist.

I perceive that no one in their right mind should be walking around Allentown at 12:30am. No one. I perceive that a man or woman SHOULD have the right to walk around at any time in any place - just not in Allentown. Get out before it is too late.