Some guys steal beautiful works of art, some guys steal buildings. Mayor Smurf is a building stealer. That is what he does. The Americus is in his tiny, sweaty little grasp, like a 4.5" Polish sausage. Nevermind the injustice or rather the perceived injustice - today is all that matters. Pull on your little Polish sausage you fucking smurf. Blow on it and say three times: there's no place like a free building, there's no place like a free building, there's no place like this shithole Allentown for stealing buildings. Watch your little meat tube rise to its full glory.
You're a liar and a meat tube puller.
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