Hamilton Street...My only Hamilton Street - it's sweet oh Hamilton Street!
Aw fuck Hamilton Street and fuck Ed Pawlowski too. Now the Federal Grill is closing AND the Rite Aid is closing and damn if that Wendy's place with the sweet, triple cheeseburgers didn't close too. Darn. That pretty much leaves only the places propped up with public money and the last of the shops that serve the local demographic.
You are going to get your just dessert, thick and creamy just like Susan Gotschall would give it to ya! You little troll. There is a whole army of people who are waiting, like vultures, for you to complete your 4.5 foot fall to the ground. You'll be tugging at your little meat tube and crying and you'll get it alright, you'll get what is coming to you. You've been spit-shining the turd known as Hamilton Street so hard that you have worn through the chrome veneer right to the shit inside. Now it is oozing out thick and fast.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
"The Turd Chute" aka Hamilton Street
http://blogs.mcall.com/allentown/2008/06/more-hamilton-s.html
Ed Pawlowski, you fucking little smurf, you. You suck. You and your stupid Hamilton Street. If you published the total amount in grants and tax breaks you've given to businesses on Hamilton Street, you'd be strung up by your neck. I thought the KOZ was supposed to be enough to spur development but you just keep piling it on. Why the businesses and homeowners in areas outside of your golden rectangle around Hamilton Street don't take action I'll never know. But I know this, you suck - you fat little smurf. What's the number Ed, huh? PPL, Butz, Brew Jerks, grants, breaks, on and on.
If you STILL have to give even more cash after all of the stupendous development, the previous programs have to be considered failures or at best partial failures. So what's the number Ed, maybe you've wasted $250,000,000?
Ed Pawlowski, you fucking little smurf, you. You suck. You and your stupid Hamilton Street. If you published the total amount in grants and tax breaks you've given to businesses on Hamilton Street, you'd be strung up by your neck. I thought the KOZ was supposed to be enough to spur development but you just keep piling it on. Why the businesses and homeowners in areas outside of your golden rectangle around Hamilton Street don't take action I'll never know. But I know this, you suck - you fat little smurf. What's the number Ed, huh? PPL, Butz, Brew Jerks, grants, breaks, on and on.
If you STILL have to give even more cash after all of the stupendous development, the previous programs have to be considered failures or at best partial failures. So what's the number Ed, maybe you've wasted $250,000,000?
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Mayor posts on TMC's forum
Here are some of the Mayor's posts on TMC's forum regarding stealing of buildings:
"There is only one thing I like more than Wendy's Triple Cheeseburgers and that is stealing buildings for my friends! I LOVE that old building and never mind that redeveloping it with private funds is fiscal suicide, if I make this guy out to be a villian then I can grab it with my sweaty little hands and then I can stand on my couch and point my little sausage tube at the big poster and clap my chubby hands together! Can you believe the audacity? The irony? I'm so incensed! Gimme that building! I want your building - I want it I want it I want it."
"P-Cube and Mike "Little Seizer" Rosenfeld to the rescue! "C'mon Seizer, let's steal this building too!" "Yo P-Cube, furs we gotz ta staybleyes dis piece den we guna steals it yo!" "Nice one Little Seizer you're really getting the hang of gangsta speaking!" "Thanks P-Cube!" "Sure Seizer!" "Hey Seizer, how about we head over to Wendy's for a couple of Triples?""
The Mayor clarifies for a reader:
"Ed Pawlowski and Mike Rosenfeld are building stealers. Around them is the musky aroma of something free. Ed Pawlowski promotes an unhealthy atmosphere of denial about the true condition of the City of Hamilton Street (aka Allentown)- therefore he prefers to be known by his street name "P-Cube" (Power Point Pawlowski). His alter ego is a street wise gangster smurf who loves Wendy's - just like his true, chubby, meat tube pulling self. Mike Rosenfeld is just a dolt who carries out the dirty deeds that need to be done to steal the buildings - he seizes them after putting up some scaffolding and mowing some weeds - he goes by the street name "Little Seizer". Keep up Mike. "
"There is only one thing I like more than Wendy's Triple Cheeseburgers and that is stealing buildings for my friends! I LOVE that old building and never mind that redeveloping it with private funds is fiscal suicide, if I make this guy out to be a villian then I can grab it with my sweaty little hands and then I can stand on my couch and point my little sausage tube at the big poster and clap my chubby hands together! Can you believe the audacity? The irony? I'm so incensed! Gimme that building! I want your building - I want it I want it I want it."
"P-Cube and Mike "Little Seizer" Rosenfeld to the rescue! "C'mon Seizer, let's steal this building too!" "Yo P-Cube, furs we gotz ta staybleyes dis piece den we guna steals it yo!" "Nice one Little Seizer you're really getting the hang of gangsta speaking!" "Thanks P-Cube!" "Sure Seizer!" "Hey Seizer, how about we head over to Wendy's for a couple of Triples?""
The Mayor clarifies for a reader:
"Ed Pawlowski and Mike Rosenfeld are building stealers. Around them is the musky aroma of something free. Ed Pawlowski promotes an unhealthy atmosphere of denial about the true condition of the City of Hamilton Street (aka Allentown)- therefore he prefers to be known by his street name "P-Cube" (Power Point Pawlowski). His alter ego is a street wise gangster smurf who loves Wendy's - just like his true, chubby, meat tube pulling self. Mike Rosenfeld is just a dolt who carries out the dirty deeds that need to be done to steal the buildings - he seizes them after putting up some scaffolding and mowing some weeds - he goes by the street name "Little Seizer". Keep up Mike. "
Gotcha!
This according to The Morning Call:
"The owner of the Neuweiler Brewery building in Allentown was jailed last week until he paid years worth of outstanding fines for the poor condition of the Allentown historic landmark.
He was released from Lehigh County Prison on May 21 by District Judge Karen Devine after he paid about $13,000 in fines.
Moore said Kellner had requested the meeting at the brewery to discuss a complaint he had made about the condition of a neighboring property.
''What is the irony in that,'' Mayor Ed Pawlowski said. ''For him to come in and complain, the audacity of it is beyond my comprehension.''Pawlowski said the arrest shows how far the city is willing to go to make absentee landlords maintain their properties.'
"P-Cube and Little Seizer to the rescue again! The sweaty grasp tightens around yet another building. Grunting and sweating and groaning with delight, P-Cube leaks anticipatory fluid from the edges of his mouth, knowing that it is only a matter of time before this one is his! His faithful do-little henchman, Mike "Little Seizer" Rosenfeld is preparing to grab the prize for the fat blue meat tube puller.
Never mind the hundreds of millions in tax breaks and public funding for the boys on Hamilton Street - most likely zero of which have ever been extended to this outsider from New Jersey and never mind that the sucker bought the building in 2003- long after most of the degradation took place. Those are just past, perceived injustices.
Eventually P-Cube's portfolio will include all of these buildings, Americus and Hotel Traylor included, and they will be transferred to some company or authority at which the Mayor Smurf reigns.
Mayor Smurf has his little meat tube in a stranglehold while Little Seizer looks on! "C'mon P-Cube, strangle that 4.5" thing" "Oh yeah Little Seizer, get me that building, get me that building NOW!"
"The owner of the Neuweiler Brewery building in Allentown was jailed last week until he paid years worth of outstanding fines for the poor condition of the Allentown historic landmark.
He was released from Lehigh County Prison on May 21 by District Judge Karen Devine after he paid about $13,000 in fines.
Moore said Kellner had requested the meeting at the brewery to discuss a complaint he had made about the condition of a neighboring property.
''What is the irony in that,'' Mayor Ed Pawlowski said. ''For him to come in and complain, the audacity of it is beyond my comprehension.''Pawlowski said the arrest shows how far the city is willing to go to make absentee landlords maintain their properties.'
"P-Cube and Little Seizer to the rescue again! The sweaty grasp tightens around yet another building. Grunting and sweating and groaning with delight, P-Cube leaks anticipatory fluid from the edges of his mouth, knowing that it is only a matter of time before this one is his! His faithful do-little henchman, Mike "Little Seizer" Rosenfeld is preparing to grab the prize for the fat blue meat tube puller.
Never mind the hundreds of millions in tax breaks and public funding for the boys on Hamilton Street - most likely zero of which have ever been extended to this outsider from New Jersey and never mind that the sucker bought the building in 2003- long after most of the degradation took place. Those are just past, perceived injustices.
Eventually P-Cube's portfolio will include all of these buildings, Americus and Hotel Traylor included, and they will be transferred to some company or authority at which the Mayor Smurf reigns.
Mayor Smurf has his little meat tube in a stranglehold while Little Seizer looks on! "C'mon P-Cube, strangle that 4.5" thing" "Oh yeah Little Seizer, get me that building, get me that building NOW!"
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Did Napoleon steal the Mona Lisa?
Some guys steal beautiful works of art, some guys steal buildings. Mayor Smurf is a building stealer. That is what he does. The Americus is in his tiny, sweaty little grasp, like a 4.5" Polish sausage. Nevermind the injustice or rather the perceived injustice - today is all that matters. Pull on your little Polish sausage you fucking smurf. Blow on it and say three times: there's no place like a free building, there's no place like a free building, there's no place like this shithole Allentown for stealing buildings. Watch your little meat tube rise to its full glory.
You're a liar and a meat tube puller.
You're a liar and a meat tube puller.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Allentown will NEVER improve
What a fucking rats' nest! This shithole will never ever improve - sure that fucking smurf douchebag Ed Pawlowski and his band of turds will continue to throw public money at the dump but it is just a matter of time until the next, inevitable wave of rot hits the shitpile.
Today, one of the loveliest people in the city is finally to break free of the dump and move westward. This person is a lifelong Allentown resident - one of the truly "creative class" that dorks like Ed Pawlowski can only dream of being. Today is the day when freedom is gained - BUT, not without the price to be extracted first (usually the Valley Vortex takes its revenge after one leaves, mostly in the form of being pulled back into it willingly or unwillingly).
This "up front" "revenge" most likely is due to the fact that this person is really good and really nice and genuine and downright too good to ever return to Allentown (maybe another nicer place in the region but not the shithole known as Allentown). So, after many months of planning and packing and stressing and worry, the last day dawns and what a bright day it will be! But...wait..."I'm just waking up...why is someone calling my name from the street below??!! It is my neighbor, calling my name - maybe he has come to wish me farewell!! Huh? What's that? All of them??!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That's right, Allentown, on the last night inside your rotten guts, you've sent a glob of your homegrown demon seed to steal not one, two, or even three but ALL FOUR WHEELS AND TIRES from the car, leaving it on bricks. THE LAST FUCKING NIGHT INSIDE YOUR ROTTEN GUTS, HOPEFULLY THE LAST NIGHT EVER INSIDE YOUR DISEASED ANUS!
Oh, you know it already but let Jim Golds say it one more time: I HATE ALLENTOWN.
Today, one of the loveliest people in the city is finally to break free of the dump and move westward. This person is a lifelong Allentown resident - one of the truly "creative class" that dorks like Ed Pawlowski can only dream of being. Today is the day when freedom is gained - BUT, not without the price to be extracted first (usually the Valley Vortex takes its revenge after one leaves, mostly in the form of being pulled back into it willingly or unwillingly).
This "up front" "revenge" most likely is due to the fact that this person is really good and really nice and genuine and downright too good to ever return to Allentown (maybe another nicer place in the region but not the shithole known as Allentown). So, after many months of planning and packing and stressing and worry, the last day dawns and what a bright day it will be! But...wait..."I'm just waking up...why is someone calling my name from the street below??!! It is my neighbor, calling my name - maybe he has come to wish me farewell!! Huh? What's that? All of them??!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That's right, Allentown, on the last night inside your rotten guts, you've sent a glob of your homegrown demon seed to steal not one, two, or even three but ALL FOUR WHEELS AND TIRES from the car, leaving it on bricks. THE LAST FUCKING NIGHT INSIDE YOUR ROTTEN GUTS, HOPEFULLY THE LAST NIGHT EVER INSIDE YOUR DISEASED ANUS!
Oh, you know it already but let Jim Golds say it one more time: I HATE ALLENTOWN.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Friday, January 18, 2008
March your fat blue smurf ass up the street now!
"Official: PPL put pressure on firm
Montana subsidiary said to want energy company to back its legislative policy."
How typical is this of the Hamilton Street gorilla? Very typical. Most people in Allentown aren't aware of (or are so beholden to PPL that they turn the other cheek) how this bully operates. It would take a lot of words to describe the level of the misdeeds and I don't have the time so I'll just give you a little taste- open wide - that's it, wider...open it up...
PPL was involved with Enron.
PPL's Enron-like division is called PPL Energy Plus. PPL Energy Plus is not the so-called "public" utility "PPL Electric".
PPL Energy Plus is simply a broker of energy and doesn't generate or distribute anything. For all practical purposes, Energy Plus could have its offices in the new casino.
PPL runs a mid-Atlantic energy cartel and was indicted for artificially inflating (fixing) energy prices in the mid-Atlantic region.
Last time I checked (a few years ago now - today is probably much higher) PPL Energy Plus pulled in $4 Billion per year in revenue. PPL Energy plus was hiding in the corporate tower when it should have been paying business privilege taxes to the city of Hamilton Street (aka Allentown). Ed Pawlowski was directly involved in allowing PPL Energy Plus to move across the street into the nice new building (which they DIDN'T build) thereby insuring that they would pay no taxes for a long time. How much did they save by this move - oh, only between $300-$500 million. Ed Pawlowski claims he wasn't involved. He's a liar. Ed is upset that opposing baseball teams won't stay in his city but he didn't even blink at the fucking the city got from PPL.
The electricity industry was deregulated which was supposed to allow competition with the ultimate goal of reducing prices for the consumer. At that time, PPL should have found itself facing property tax issues in PA - like it did in Montana. Nope. PURTA saved the day - PURTA is the "PA Utility Real Estate Tax Act" which shields PPL from normal property taxes. Part of PURTA's protection would, of course, be from school district taxes - PPL loves the advantage so why not hire a state school board guy to run interference. A few years ago, as its annual contribution, PPL gave the ASD $140,000 - why? As a good corporate citizen - bullshit. PPL also became involved in monitoring students in the ASD - why? Probably because if the school system, failing at that time, collapsed, PPL's contribution would be scrutinized and perhaps found, in a deregulated world, that it wasn't paying nearly it's fair share. PPL should be paying the ASD about $1 million or more per year.
PPL systematically bought up competitiors or drove them out of business.
PPL released 150 million gallons of Fly Ash into a local river. They said that the waste was held back by a small piece of wood and that wood failed. They treated this as no big deal. Look up Fly Ash - its not something that you want a small piece of wood holding back. It's highly toxic.
Ed Pawlowski will probably graduate to PPL when he is done spending money in Allentown.
PPL will probably leave Allentown when the KOZ benefits are gone.
When asked "what are the projected savings for PPL Energy Plus resulting from moving the division into the KOZ" the senior manager at PPL (a former Community and Economic Development Director for the City of Hamilton Street, (surprise!)) stated "at PPL, we don't do projections". Huh?
Aw fuck them and fuck Allentown. Not the good people and there are many. Not even the knuckleheads who are just trying to get by. I mean fuck you Ed Pawlowski and your bunch of insidious shitheads.
What to do? March your little blue smurf ass up the street and tell PPL that the city needs $30 million over the next three years or you're going to kick them out of the KOZ and collect taxes not just going forward but retroactive as well. What are they going to do? Leave? Who cares - that would make their Allentown property taxable. Do it now before it is too late - and it will be too late pretty soon - you smurf.
Montana subsidiary said to want energy company to back its legislative policy."
How typical is this of the Hamilton Street gorilla? Very typical. Most people in Allentown aren't aware of (or are so beholden to PPL that they turn the other cheek) how this bully operates. It would take a lot of words to describe the level of the misdeeds and I don't have the time so I'll just give you a little taste- open wide - that's it, wider...open it up...
PPL was involved with Enron.
PPL's Enron-like division is called PPL Energy Plus. PPL Energy Plus is not the so-called "public" utility "PPL Electric".
PPL Energy Plus is simply a broker of energy and doesn't generate or distribute anything. For all practical purposes, Energy Plus could have its offices in the new casino.
PPL runs a mid-Atlantic energy cartel and was indicted for artificially inflating (fixing) energy prices in the mid-Atlantic region.
Last time I checked (a few years ago now - today is probably much higher) PPL Energy Plus pulled in $4 Billion per year in revenue. PPL Energy plus was hiding in the corporate tower when it should have been paying business privilege taxes to the city of Hamilton Street (aka Allentown). Ed Pawlowski was directly involved in allowing PPL Energy Plus to move across the street into the nice new building (which they DIDN'T build) thereby insuring that they would pay no taxes for a long time. How much did they save by this move - oh, only between $300-$500 million. Ed Pawlowski claims he wasn't involved. He's a liar. Ed is upset that opposing baseball teams won't stay in his city but he didn't even blink at the fucking the city got from PPL.
The electricity industry was deregulated which was supposed to allow competition with the ultimate goal of reducing prices for the consumer. At that time, PPL should have found itself facing property tax issues in PA - like it did in Montana. Nope. PURTA saved the day - PURTA is the "PA Utility Real Estate Tax Act" which shields PPL from normal property taxes. Part of PURTA's protection would, of course, be from school district taxes - PPL loves the advantage so why not hire a state school board guy to run interference. A few years ago, as its annual contribution, PPL gave the ASD $140,000 - why? As a good corporate citizen - bullshit. PPL also became involved in monitoring students in the ASD - why? Probably because if the school system, failing at that time, collapsed, PPL's contribution would be scrutinized and perhaps found, in a deregulated world, that it wasn't paying nearly it's fair share. PPL should be paying the ASD about $1 million or more per year.
PPL systematically bought up competitiors or drove them out of business.
PPL released 150 million gallons of Fly Ash into a local river. They said that the waste was held back by a small piece of wood and that wood failed. They treated this as no big deal. Look up Fly Ash - its not something that you want a small piece of wood holding back. It's highly toxic.
Ed Pawlowski will probably graduate to PPL when he is done spending money in Allentown.
PPL will probably leave Allentown when the KOZ benefits are gone.
When asked "what are the projected savings for PPL Energy Plus resulting from moving the division into the KOZ" the senior manager at PPL (a former Community and Economic Development Director for the City of Hamilton Street, (surprise!)) stated "at PPL, we don't do projections". Huh?
Aw fuck them and fuck Allentown. Not the good people and there are many. Not even the knuckleheads who are just trying to get by. I mean fuck you Ed Pawlowski and your bunch of insidious shitheads.
What to do? March your little blue smurf ass up the street and tell PPL that the city needs $30 million over the next three years or you're going to kick them out of the KOZ and collect taxes not just going forward but retroactive as well. What are they going to do? Leave? Who cares - that would make their Allentown property taxable. Do it now before it is too late - and it will be too late pretty soon - you smurf.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
I perceive therefore I am
http://wfmz.com/view/?id=207743 - I'd like to move to Allentown and end up in a dumpster. I'd like to be set on fire too. "I love it"!
http://wfmz.com/view/?id=207741 - I wonder if this man will perceive sexual satisfaction with his perceived penis that was blown off. Nice euphemism - "groin area".
I perceive that The Morning Call doesn't include much in the police report section regarding crime in Allentown. I perceive that because it is not reported it doesn't exist.
I perceive that no one in their right mind should be walking around Allentown at 12:30am. No one. I perceive that a man or woman SHOULD have the right to walk around at any time in any place - just not in Allentown. Get out before it is too late.
http://wfmz.com/view/?id=207741 - I wonder if this man will perceive sexual satisfaction with his perceived penis that was blown off. Nice euphemism - "groin area".
I perceive that The Morning Call doesn't include much in the police report section regarding crime in Allentown. I perceive that because it is not reported it doesn't exist.
I perceive that no one in their right mind should be walking around Allentown at 12:30am. No one. I perceive that a man or woman SHOULD have the right to walk around at any time in any place - just not in Allentown. Get out before it is too late.
The Clowns at Trexler Square
A beautiful video piece on 69 WFMZ news about some real "risk takers" who have purchased these modern day slums in downtown Hamilton Street, PA. Listen to Pedro as he lays claim to being a hero for "putting his money" somewhere - one little detail he left out - Pedro was given a huge tax incentive to buy one of these dumps! That's right taxpayer, you are paying for Pedro's use of all the municipal services and you get to have the privilege of ensuring that he and the developer make a tidy profit.
As with just about any other so-called development in Allentown, this project received public funding through the Keystone Opportunity Zone meaning that the residents and the builder (I'm sure) pay no taxes for a very long period of time. And, even though there is an expiration date on the KOZ, mark my words that when PPL or Butz or these residents are threatened with having to actually pay their fair share, they will threaten to leave if the KOZ benefits are not extended. Maybe I'm wrong but by that time Ed "The Smurf" Pawlowski will have graduated to a position of employment with one of the big companies in Allentown allowing him to manipulate the City into extending the benefits. http://wfmz.com/view/?id=206747
In Allentown the saying goes "Institutional Money Tastes Like Honey!"
Is it any wonder Allentown can't even get visiting ball clubs to stay in the city - The mayor is a fucking smurf for crying out loud.
As with just about any other so-called development in Allentown, this project received public funding through the Keystone Opportunity Zone meaning that the residents and the builder (I'm sure) pay no taxes for a very long period of time. And, even though there is an expiration date on the KOZ, mark my words that when PPL or Butz or these residents are threatened with having to actually pay their fair share, they will threaten to leave if the KOZ benefits are not extended. Maybe I'm wrong but by that time Ed "The Smurf" Pawlowski will have graduated to a position of employment with one of the big companies in Allentown allowing him to manipulate the City into extending the benefits. http://wfmz.com/view/?id=206747
In Allentown the saying goes "Institutional Money Tastes Like Honey!"
Is it any wonder Allentown can't even get visiting ball clubs to stay in the city - The mayor is a fucking smurf for crying out loud.
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